GIVEAWAY CLOSED!
Sometimes entering the “real world” means moving in with your mother. Such is the premise for Autumn Chiklis’ debut novel, SMOTHERED (St. Martin).
Eloise “Lou” Hansen is graduating from Columbia University summa cum laude, and she’s ready to conquer the world. Just a few minor problems: she has no job, no prospects, and she’s moving back into her childhood bedroom. Lou is grimly determined to stick to a rigorous schedule to get a job and get out of her parents’ house. Shelly “Mama Shell” Hansen, on the other hand, is ecstatic, and just as determined to keep her at home. Who else will help her hide her latest binge-shopping purchases from her husband, go to SoulCycle with her, and hold her hand during Botox shots?
SMOTHERED is a hilarious roman à clef told via journal entries, text messages, emails, bills, receipts, tweets, doctor’s prescriptions, job applications and rejections, parking tickets, and pug pictures, chronicling the year that Lou moves back home after college. Told from Lou’s point-of-view, Smothered tells the story of two young(ish) women, just trying to get it right, and learning that just because we all grow up doesn’t mean we necessarily have to grow old. (After all, what is Juvaderm for?)
Autumn’s book is a lot of fun, perfect for the pool or the beach. I have to congratulate her on capturing my “worst nightmare” so well.
Autumn Chiklis. Autumn Isabella Chiklis played Cassidy Mackey, daughter of Detective Vic Mackey on The Shield. Casually, Vic Mackey is played by her real father, Michael Chiklis. Chiklis was born on October 9, 1993 in Canada while her father was filming “The Commish”.
Thanks to St. Martin’s Press, we have one copy to giveaway. Just tell us your worst nightmare … We’ll announce a winner soon. Good luck.
GIVEAWAY: USA only, please.
My worst nightmare is running out of books. It used to be having my adult children live with me, but that keeps happening on and off and it’s not all that bad so it can’t be that anymore. ;-).
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I think being buried alive would be my worst nightmare.
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To be stranded in the middle of nowhere with no money.
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to break down in a remote area in the dark with no cell phone signal.
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My real worst nightmare was a car wreck in 2007. I had to be airlifted to Memphis, TN trauma center. Some of the small bones on my back were broken. My cheek bone was cracked. I had a horrendous black eye. I endured severe pain. I now suffer from PTSD. I have worked with a counselor who has helped me. We relived the wreck. She has come to the conclusion that I get scared riding or driving because I expect to die in a car wreck.
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Is having to get a job again
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To be trapped somewhere without any way of contacting someone for help. That always freaks me out.
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My worst nightmare would be to be stuck somewhere in dire circumstances with no way out.
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My worst nightmares usually involving my teeth falling out. Yikes. This looks like a great book!
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My car breaking down with no cell phone and no way of contacting anyone
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My worst nightmare would be getting caught in a major pile up in a snow storm.
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My worst nightmare would be having someone breaking into my house when we’re home.
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Worst nightmare. Husband or kids die or my kitties
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My worst nightmare has already happened so I don’t have to think about more problems. Breast cancer, 8 surgeries, RA and agonizing discomfort and suffering.
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My worst nightmare usually is someone chasing me to kill
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My worst nightmare would be to be locked up in the dark, with no contact from anyonel
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stalker
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Going back into retail fashion. I was in that work for too long. It probably sounds silly, but I guess I can’t help it. 😄
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